My conversation with 'God'

Me:
test
God:
This is just a test.
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
my name is
God:
...
Me:
what's your name
God:
My name is God.
Me:
how are you god
God:
Everything is running smoothly.
Me:
how's things up there?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
so where is god?
God:
Whoa. God is everywhere.
Me:
good one
God:
Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
no really, good one
God:
Are you serious? For real. Thanks for the kind remark, human.
Me:
yes, i am serious
God:
Blimey. I believe you.
Me:
oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
w h a t
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
talking to computers
God:
What do they say?
Me:
they claim to be GOd
God:
Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
you
God:
" Who does "they" refer to?"? Me, ?
Me:
yes, you
God:
OK.
Me:
this is a waste of my time...

and there was a no reply... hmm.. hopefully 'God' wasnt offended.....

Saturday blues

Sighs... I need to be at work soon, but i can't get my lazy ass going. Not that I still havent completed the tasks assigned to me, but the silly clients want me to be there and squeeze everything they can out from us.. damn kampung style of management..

Wonder where's the party at tonight... LofT? Velvet or Sugar? hmmm.

Random Shots

L'Oreal, not only it holds your hair, it gives you an oily forehead too..


Time to go scuba diving again... Anyone?
*edit* just realised that its monsoon season... blehhh



On the other hand, interested in buying a blender for rm39? Talk about billboards..

Eye opener?

Someone forwarded this link to me..
If what the author writes is true, then its a very sad sad place to live in..

The one with the rage

I finally got to service my car today after scheduling an appointment for 2 weeks. By the time I got to the service center, it was already 700km overdue, not that I did not try to schedule it earlier, but their schedule is always fully booked.

Anyway, I got there at 9am sharp for my appointment and there was already a crowd there. No hot receptionist greeted me instead, I found a ticket machine and pressed B (Appointment). I looked at the printout and the number 1025 in bold was dispensed to me, current number on the display was 1019. I went on to find a seat in the midst of all the people, and I remember saying to myself 'Aiyaaaa, should have bought a newspaper'... So, came 1020,1021.. and I casually looked around and saw this guy pressing on to the machine, and sat on the seat across me. So, came 1023...1024.. and by then, it was already 9:30am. Naturally, if you follow SAP's number range, you would be next, but NOOOO..... to my horror, ok la, that's too dramatic, to disbelief and very annoyed the next number was 5001 and the guy who just arrived barely 5 minutes ago got served.

KNNCCB.

I dont see the point in scheduling an appointment when they accept walk-in customers. It really made a fool out of those people like me waiting. Luckily for them, they must have felt my rage and the number 1025 appeared on the display. I am going to try walking in next time and see how it goes.

Lunch Set

These days, I dont really look forward for lunch anymore.. Why you ask?

I used to have problems figuring what to have for lunch.. Be it fastfood or some chinese coffee shop, it's always a dilemma.

However, as you can see from the pic below, this was my 'lunch set' for today and it's gonna be like this till December.. Trust me, it doesnt taste any better too.

But looking on the brighter side, it's only RM3.50 tops.