Baywatch, Mandarin and four silly drunkards...

The night started peacefully... I arrived at Baywatch 11:40pm to find StupendousSteven and WankyWeng already there.. I thought that I would be an early night, until the beer starting to flow in...oh, how was I so wrong.. We were layaning to Venus Williams beating the crap out of Lindsay Davenport and damn mossies kept sucking my blood out of me... until, SampahSelwyn showed up, that was when the night really begun...

4 guys, and ? jugs of beer = nonsensical crap..

As the beer kept pouring in, the conversation generally got more interesting... it started off with the rapist whom damaged our nation's reputation..

WankyWeng: Lucky he's locked up for good....
SampahSelwyn: yah, i think he got life and 24 strokes of rotan
StupendousSteven: if you were to consult him as a physiatrist , he would probably say RAPE only la.. gf giving you probelms? RAPE her laah... feel like getting laid? go rape someone today!

Then there was the dude who fucked the kid to death and claimed that he was just bathing the poor animal.. What's up with you people? If you are horny and broke, go fuck a 2 dollar whore lah..

paint the face, tonsil jab, facials? what do they really mean? I will leave you with something to ponder about..

so what makes a relationship last? is it the communication factor? or the ability to tolerate someone? what makes a relationship make or break? I for one am not an expert in this department, but I suppose everyone has faults.. tolerate where you can, and when you can't do it anymore, that's when you part ways..

SampahSelwyn: if you can find happiness with an older lady, would you go for it?
me: Of course lahh... I always have preferred older women... not so judgmental and mental also.. and, more experienced in bed? that's subject to debate all together...
SampahSelwyn: got hot MILF's in my office coming on to me...

-_^

Go for it lah!

god is fair.. he brings balance to the force.. for some unexplainable reason, ugly guys will always date a hot chick.. probably some loser or wanker who drives around in his K car, and I mean hideously ugly.. is it for some reason that hot chicks have bad taste in men? does it bring them security/comfort? does it bring them excitement? I have eligible, professional career friends, and we all ask the same question over and over again, Where have all the chicks gone to?

At 1:30am, the last call was 30 minutes ago.. David Hasslehoff and Pamela Anderson was still noo where to be found and it's closing time... It's been a while since we had silly conversations like this, and I for one didn't want to go home..

So, here comes our next venue.... Mandarin..

<<* Mandarin Break Glass* >> Only go there when there's no other place to go, and I mean last resort.. That has got to be the wackiest, sleaziest, noidontwanttobecaughtinthere pub you can find... The prostitutes there make you feel as though you are at PatPong.. Only the stage is missing for the PingPong show..

At 3:40am, we could not bear the test of time anymore. The hookers started to put up a sleazy show with the customers.. It was a very disturbing sight and could no longer take the mental torture, so we decided to go home... Parked next to my car was Ahmed, the delivery boy for The Star newspaper.. That's when we knew it was way past our bedtime.